Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 01, 2022

My uncle talks to pumpkins when he drinks too!

What about the bags of assorted candies?

My local supermarket has been selling boxes of sweets and chocolate with Santa on it for the past 3 weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-sX2Y0W8l0

Oooh okaaaay! Only if you buy me a pumpkin spiced hot tottie!

(▀_ʖ▀)☞ “Hi, Jack!” ☜(▀_ʖ▀)

Buy a pumpkin today! Get the little kiddies to have a craft day to make scary carved pumpkins! Set it out on the patio for everyone to see! Watch as your kids get more scared of the jack-o-lantern as it slowly rots and grows mold out of its orifices. By the time Halloween rolls around… the children will be more than happy to shovel it up and send it away!

Oops! … it’s my sister’s birthday …!!!

( just heard Jimmy Carter is 98 today … not my sister though )

Stores seem to skip over Turkey Day—it’s fill the stores with Halloween and Christmas stuff starting in Aug.

Don’t tell Lil some stores already have decorations up for Christmas

It’s not too early for Autumn and harvest decorations since fall began last week. Uncarved pumpkins included.

Earliest I ever saw Christmas decorations was just after the fourth of July. Store caught so much flack that they took them off the shelves.

As a mailman, a patron had decorated with corn stalks by the mail box, as I reached to the mail box a squirrel jumped out. I jumped about six feet, don’t know which one of us was frighten the most.

With today’s inflation what does a pumpkin cost? About thirty dollars?

Some houses in my area started decorating 2 weeks ago.

pumpkin spice and everything nice grows in my garden

but you better think twice – yes you better think twice

afore you try to mix it with my chewing and drinking

or you might find out that you really aren’t thinking

‘bout what I really really like when I’m chewing and drinking

No it ain’t

Totally agree!