Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 21, 2022

Hard to do a impromptu scare in these modern times.

And don’t be late!!!

Nice costume, Clayton!

My daily schedule is: Let’s see what happens.

i think she would be more frightened if you acted normal for a while Clayton!

“I can schedule a jump scare at 4:00, but make it snappy. I’m filing my fingernails from 4:02 ’til 4:11.”

wish if my family is as organized as this

Arrive early or fashionably late. Decisions, decisions.

I hope Adam won’t be at that tea party.

You know he and Miss Flossie hate each other.

How many costumes does he have?

I haven’t decided if I’m going to dress up, the swords have been buried at the back of a closet since last Halloween

Wait till you hear the blood curdling scream when Mom sees the bathtub ring he leaves from washing off the green face paint. The drain clog from his Widow’s Peak wig will just add to the woe.

Halloween isn’t the same any more………

I think Clayton would be clever to, just once, subcontract a few scares to Gumbo or Nick. You know, the whole “I’m right here. How could I possible be touching your neck?”

Won’t be much of a scare since she already scheduled a time for Clayton to do it.

Well, sometimes spontaneity is highly overrated….

how is a jump scare a jump scare if it’s scheduled?

All that makeup for nothing…

Clayton, you’re wastin’ your scares on her.

clayton has way too much time on his hands…