When I was in about third grade, the lower elementary teachers got weird about how we used the fountain. At peak times, the first-grade teacher, who could have played any of MacBeth’s witches, would stand holding the lever of the drinking fountain growling: “Two swallows—only two swallows!” and allowing us very small swallows at that before she flicked the water off. They didn’t seem to notice we were going straight into the bathroom and drinking from the faucet because we were so thirsty.
When I was young a trainee teacher tried, unsuccessfully, to teach us to wash our hands before going to the toilet to wee. Her logic was wee is sterile.
In Milwaukee, Wi we call it a “bubbler” … https://www.jsonline.com/story/life/green-sheet/2020/02/25/why-bubbler-what-water-drinking-fountain-called-wisconsin-milwaukee/4793730002/
Back in the day, there was the lining up, filing down the hall, drinking neatly, and filing back. Or the quick quiet solo trip. Couldn’t ask to go too often. There was really a lot to it ;)
orinoco womble almost 2 years ago
When I was in about third grade, the lower elementary teachers got weird about how we used the fountain. At peak times, the first-grade teacher, who could have played any of MacBeth’s witches, would stand holding the lever of the drinking fountain growling: “Two swallows—only two swallows!” and allowing us very small swallows at that before she flicked the water off. They didn’t seem to notice we were going straight into the bathroom and drinking from the faucet because we were so thirsty.
knutdl almost 2 years ago
How?
Baarorso almost 2 years ago
“Failing drinking fountain”? Is this a thing? :/
Its just me almost 2 years ago
When I was young a trainee teacher tried, unsuccessfully, to teach us to wash our hands before going to the toilet to wee. Her logic was wee is sterile.
Mediatech almost 2 years ago
How do you expect to master the pencil sharpener if you can’t even handle the water fountain?
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sally, you can’t talk and drink at the same time.
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s enough to drive you to drink!
mrcooncat almost 2 years ago
That’s what happens, Sally, when you Bogart the water fountain !
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Now I’m remembering Ted’s drinking problem from “Airplane!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
They’ve got a grade for just about everything. How do you fail drinking out of a fountain?
Chris almost 2 years ago
derr… wait, what?
Decepticomic almost 2 years ago
That’s how you know a teacher has it out for you.
Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I had a classmate who failed Sandbox. Seriously…did not play well with others LOL
gingerspike88 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
In Milwaukee, Wi we call it a “bubbler” … https://www.jsonline.com/story/life/green-sheet/2020/02/25/why-bubbler-what-water-drinking-fountain-called-wisconsin-milwaukee/4793730002/
A.Ficionada almost 2 years ago
Back in the day, there was the lining up, filing down the hall, drinking neatly, and filing back. Or the quick quiet solo trip. Couldn’t ask to go too often. There was really a lot to it ;)
brick10 almost 2 years ago
No letting the water run down your chin onto the floor.
uniquename almost 2 years ago
Prolly failed that waiting for your turn in line thing.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
Our school had old steel water pipes. Every time someone flushed a toilet. the drinking fountain water turned orange-brown.
The Orange Mailman almost 2 years ago
She is very young to have a drinking problem.
DEACON FRED almost 2 years ago
HUH??
Neil59 almost 2 years ago
LOL! Two days in a row with funny zingers from Sally.
mckeonfuneralhomebx almost 2 years ago
Kindergarden I failed monkey bars, I could get up but couldn’t get down!
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Wait your turn, no lips on the bubbler (or whatever it’s called), don’t shoot it up your nose.
knight1192a almost 2 years ago
Now that IS serious.
edeloriea14 almost 2 years ago
Maybe Sally shouldn’t put her mouth on the spout of the drinking fountain.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Now that is disconcerting.
Neil59 almost 2 years ago
I wonder if she also flunked lunch.