One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for August 03, 2024

Especially a head, it’s not going down.

Seems like Dad would have reprimanded Joe for threatening a violent act. Especially these days, when the news is packed full with them…

Boy: (comes running into the house) Mom! There’s a dog outside, and he’s as big as a horse.

Mom: If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!

Eh? What about the part where he threaten to behead somebody?!

LOL

I knew a guy that was so sick the even his face was flushed.

But his shoulders saved him.

“If i have told you once, I have told you a million times”,

Don’t exaggerate.

“But, Dad, I didn’t say it was our toilet!”

“Oh. OK, carry on…”

“…especially not garbage!”

Fun fact: “Head” can be slang for a toilet, especially in the navy.

“What happened to his body? We flushed it down the potty.”

This would sound like something Nelson Muntz would sing. XD