Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 02, 2022

They’re not popping open “Armour” Bacon.

Spam !

Soon to be cooked in their own juices!!!

Slow men – fast food! Still remember these days when the meals used to “drag-on”?

I’m old enough to remember when soda cans were made of steel and you needed a church key (can opener) to open them.

Eat the head & legs now, save the rest for a mid-knight snack.

Yes, but easier to roast if you keep them in the Jiffy Pop wrappers.

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons

Roast them in the shell first.

They want you to recycle the armor.

The other end open your beer bottle!

The interim pop top that came off the can! Blew out my flip flop. Stepped on a pop top. Margaritaville J Buffett