Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 10, 2022

It roams freely from the tap to the counter.

I always demand that MY “dihydrogen monoxide” be … organic!!!

/SHMIRK/

Those muffins are full of gluten and carbs! Much more toxic than polyethylene glycol or formaldehyde.

Iron? Who avoids iron in their food? Does she have hemochromatosis?

And the water is gluten-free.

Free Range Water, we ladle it out of a puddle out back.

iron?? needed for anemia. important nutrient