Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for January 16, 2024

Dog walker?

I’ve been called a “dogsitter” before but never anything as heinous as that.

I’m cat furniture every morning; does that count..?

..is it terrible that I can read these at normal speed, but my mind automatically reinserts the original word back in?

Does it have anything to do with munching?

Oh boy, now I really don’t want to know.