Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for December 17, 2024

The pie is a lie!!

That’s the reason it was in the safe.

A pie safe?

Any relation to a fruitcake?

The fusion pie, I mean.

This raisin pie be raising Mustachios game.

“Initializing prevarication” Love it!

It’s a man-(or woman or zombie)-portable fusion reactor. He doesn’t want to tell her, as it might alarm her.