Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 15, 2022

Bloody Sunday

I had blood drawn for a panel test a few years ago; the tech. filled 5 vials and I was starting to worry!!! Luckily I made it to my car in the parking lot!!!

The IRS is worse…

Wasnt this running gag on Scrubs?

So turn your neck and close your eyes…..

Never assume by the looks……but in this case, Ide have to wonder….

“Let’s see… a pint for you and a pint for me. A pint for you and a quart for me…”

His bedside manner ‘sucked’ because he could not ‘reflect’ on how truly evil he was. This was a ‘biting’ commentary on life in general and how some in power can be ‘vein’ to the point of driving others ‘batty.’

Blood lab results: delicious.

Love how they did his name! :)

What color do you draw blood ?

Where do you put the rubber tourniquet ?

In my early days in the USN, Sailors use to go to town and get paid for blood, those with rare blood types could get more $$$, anyway, we called that Vampire Liberty.

Of course! Count Alucard’s telegram told me it would be necessary after our strenuous nights in the Carpathians!

But first you’ll have to fill out a Withdrawal slip with a valid account number….

Nice to meetcha, I’m Ron Ningaway

Ah, but on the plus side, when he’s done, you’ll live forever.