Working It Out by Charlos Gary for October 13, 2022

Does she look like a pedophile to you

Most 6 year olds are more mature than you.

gee thanks for rubbing it in my face dude

Time to call animal control.

She’ll reject you and take a real dog. A heck of a lot better companion.

She doesn’t date guys who drink out of the toilet.

He had a “scratch behind my ear and call me a good boy” fetish.

You just went from fogey to toddler. Ain’t helping your case, dude.

He looks like that’s been a rough 42 years!

Seven years for a dog compared to 1 for humans is so old and incorrect.

He may be 42….or 52….or 62.

And graying around your muzzle.