Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 12, 2022

mattress tester?

is that purple factory in the background the source of all the purple suits?

grave tester?

Nice work if you can get it

That’d be a perfect job, I’d take it. Just lay down so the ladder doesn’t slip. It might pinch if it starts slidding though

MP

Sistine chapel painter ?

He could be a mattress tester—except that the salesman might have a BIG problem getting him off the mattress!!

I hope everyone is okay, a lot fewer comments and some regulars missing these past few days.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

I was out of town for a bit and haven’t checked in. Has anyone found out what happened with Affie?

Today I was paid £38.50 into my PayPal for completing tasks online and I done that by sitting or lying down. No strenuous hard work needed. It was meant to be £40.50 as I had another (optional) task pending but I guess I’m impatient. Why wait?

Mind you that took a few months. Every task takes up to 2 weeks to be approved by the advertiser. But I done it! Also recieved £1 cashback from a purchase I made yesterday.

xxx

He doesn’t have the body for THAT job.

I was going to suggest that Andy could be a mattress tester, but it looks like a couple other commenters beat me to it. By the way, I can’t imagine Andy being able to hold a ladder steady, with all the booze he drinks.

He could be an auto mechanic and lie on his roller dolly and slide under a car

Andy, there’s an opening for a speed bump in that road they’re building in a new housing development. Go apply.

Andy saw the old Abbott & Costello bit where Abbott gets a job as a loafer, and that’s what he’s holding out for.