Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 15, 2022

would Andy like a loop-de-looping straw too?

Training pains

He’s got to manage the loo by himself I hope.

of course Andy doesn’t feel poorly enough to stay home…

even better, get it with a hose directly into his mouth

That was a pintless question Jack!

Of course, it’s Flo who paid for those pints!!

Florrie’s shoes match her coat! The question is how they both managed to get to Jack’s… Maybe he just threw his back out from darts or billiards…

Andy is also in agony over the three drips Flo wasted carrying the pints back to the bench…!

Ale aids the ails and ills. He’ll be back in no time.

Like Flo, Andy should carry one beer in each hand. It helps to balance the weight.

If I were Flo, I wouldn’t trust Andy to get my pint to me unscathed…

With the aching back, Mr Capp should test for COVID. Take it from one who knows… :.(

She’s bringing him the antidote.

At least with a bad back, Andy can’t get into fights and cause trouble.

On further analysis, her reasoning may be flawed. Andy, on the worst day he ever had, would be able to carry a pint. But with Flo there to wait on him, there’s no reason for him to do so.

Sorry, Andy. Get well soon, for Flo’s sake.

Only death or jail would stay Andy from his appointed “rounds” – of pints