Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer

Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 31, 2022

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    Algolei I  over 2 years ago

    That’s why I only kiss them on the elbows now.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ew,but I wanna try one now


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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They are great for rinsing out your stockpots!

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    wi3leong Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A laundry sink is good for washing hair, esp. if it’s located in a heated space.

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    “Beating around the bush will only prolong the discomfort.”

    I wonder if that was intentional
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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    “beating” should be capitalized. Scott really hasn’t gotten better about typos.

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    StephenRice  over 2 years ago

    If God had meant us to use bidets, he wouldn’t have given us baby wipes.

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    George C. Hopkins  over 2 years ago

    “Well, it’s a bidet now.” Genius!

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