A dog walks into a telegraph office (hey, I told you it was old) and drops a wad of cash on the counter. The clerk gets ready to take the dog’s message, and the dog says “bark bark, woof, arf woof bark, woof arf.”
The clerk gets it all written down, and says, “You know, for what you’ve paid, you could add another bark, woof or arf.”
The dog responds, “But then my message wouldn’t make any sense.”
SHAKENDOWNVILLE almost 2 years ago
With Heathcliff, it’s “slidewalks” without ice.
monkeysky almost 2 years ago
This reminds me of an old joke:
A dog walks into a telegraph office (hey, I told you it was old) and drops a wad of cash on the counter. The clerk gets ready to take the dog’s message, and the dog says “bark bark, woof, arf woof bark, woof arf.”
The clerk gets it all written down, and says, “You know, for what you’ve paid, you could add another bark, woof or arf.”
The dog responds, “But then my message wouldn’t make any sense.”
Gent almost 2 years ago
Eh, me thought it says “Always Wears Your Helmet. Safety First.”
But me bear. What do me knows about doggie language.
Darryl Heine almost 2 years ago
What’s a SICK BURN?
philwinn almost 2 years ago
Spike got a new owner.
ars731 almost 2 years ago
Hey, you cant say that Heathcliff! Only dogs can!
anncorr339 almost 2 years ago
Dog looks like he could fight heathcliff maybe heathcliff is afraid
Healthcliff almost 2 years ago
I like when they use young people language