Harley by Dan Thompson for October 13, 2022

Thanks cat. Try the house next door.

What type of cookies?

Peanut butter chocolate chip.

Screw the diet I’m opening the door.

His diet might keep him from dying.

Listen to your cat Harley, she’s smarter than you are.

When I was heavier, a couple of young Brownies knocked on the door selling GS Cookies.

Me: “Do I look like I need cookies?”

Them (inunison without missing a beat): “YES!”

Me: “I’ll take 4 boxes.”

How gauche ! With a hockey mask, one carries a chainsaw.

Smart move, Cat.