Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 10, 2022

“Retromisfits.”

I don’t like painting in the first place. But i’d rather paint walls than hanging from platform trying to paint a bridge.

Or, you could sneeze while painting, and call the results abstract art..

So when contractors are behind schedule it’s because they are philosophizing?

I recently saw painting on bridges.. well, spray paint anyway.

Being a painter on the Golden Gate Bridge is a job for life. They start at one end and work towards the other, and by the time they reach the end the beginning needs repainting.

Who buys their painted walls? The city , county or state will take painted bridges away from them…

Nah, it will be cheaper to get this job done over again after you’re fired.

Or, paint yourselves into a corner and discuss it while waiting for the paint to dry. Tip: First a quick trip to the bathroom.