Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 18, 2022

“Retrofitted” couple.

Penury – they are too poor to divorce!

We never talk to each other. That’s or secret.

No communication.

Never mind, she will order for me.

Don’t let spouse develop terminal cancer

I let her eat my French Fries.

Marriage is what each is willing to accept and tolerate.

"Ignore"ance is bliss.

“Oh, we’re not married. We just eat here every year.”

We hit 39 years this August. When people ask “What’s the secret to a long marriage?”, I tell them the simple truth: “Don’t get divorced.”

Forty years and………..

My wife and I have been married 40 years. That’s not how you do it.

They stayed together for “the kids” (who are now on the edge of retiring)

They communicate so well.

He’s deaf and shuts his hearing aid off. ;>)

“You’re looking at it!”