Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 24, 2022

Think you’re right, Ralph.

It was Woody in the Kitchen with the Masher.

He’s going for mashed because he has no skillet frying.

Would you like it better if he had put you through the chipper?

This wasn’t the Toy Story mash-up they were looking for.

At first glance I thought he was going to brand them with waffle-butts, but alas, it’s a mashing for them.

Woody’s holdin’ up the food chain!

Toy Story #8

The, ahem, Monster Mash?

It’s the latest, it’s the greatest. Mashed potato, ya, ya ,ya, ya. Sung by Dee Dee Sharp

After the attack, Hawkeye and Trapper can fix ’em up.

It was easy for Woody, he has a wooden heart.

Where’s Chuckie …?

But cook first.

Julienne potatos?