Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 28, 2022

If you’re going to the pub with Chalkie, Andy, are you paying for the first few rounds?

just make sure you have some clothes on, Andy

Chalkie gets revenge….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-28th-october-2022-28300459

Cheetah and cheater. Both very fast. But which is faster?

Shabbat shalom, Eldo, rjm, and Linquist.

BTW, is Halloween celebrated in the UK?

Hmmm….today, the door is on the right and Andy left that way but in other days, I noticed in other Andy Capp cartoons that the door is on the left. Confusing?

Using the phrase “on Earth” to diss the speed of the Peregrine falcon … diving speed of 390 km/h. Cheetah, on the other hand, have a top speed of 130 km/h.

Reproduction of J.M.W. Turner looks larger today.

…where everyone knows your name!

Clothes are actually the root of all evil. Without clothes where would a person hide their weapons.. Without clothes there would be no one being ridiculed on fashion. Yes, you need to have things for warmth, and something on your feet as to where you are stepping, and some form of underwear for sanitary reasons and a fanny pack to hold things and that is enough.

Like Andy, cheetahs never prosper.

The cheetah probably pays.

Ssssssswwwwwiiiiiiiiish!

By a strange coincidence, Andy is also a cheater.

Wow!!! Look at him go!!!!

If I were Chalkie, I’d NEVER invite Andy to the pub. That’s like a bank teller invite somebody to hold him up.

Who invites a moocher to the Rosse and Crown?

You’ll be surprised how fast you can run when the adrenaline kicks in.

Andy’s speed is practically Olympic style.

xxx

The cheetah will probably buy a round before Capp does!

Sure, but can a cheetah avoid falling into the canal?

There’s probably a hole in the front door in the shape of Andy.

Why does Chalkie keep asking him when he knows he won’t be buying? Apart from possibly being an unemployed cartoon strip character