Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 29, 2022

He must be Monty Hall – the original picador.

You have a Point there.

The other three got the point.

He such a backstabber. He unreliable.

He prefers spearmint. Ole!

Bet the red cape fooled him..

They don’t mess around with darts at that bar, do they?

Isn’t it the Picadors with the small spears? Such a cruel “sport”.

Methinks you did this wrong, Millenial Male.

Bizet wrote it this way. The refrain, anyway.

Toréador! Don’t spit on the floor!

Use the cuspidor! That’sa what it’s for!

It goes on from there. Carmen dies.

How cruelly tormenting and slowly torturing an animal to death ever became a national “sport”, and continues to this day, is testament to the vileness and moral and intellectual decadence of some humans.

I have not seen Banderillas north of the border. Nice color contrast, but perhaps a little gaudy.

Maybe you should have tried the mechanical bull rider?

Definitely realistic though…..

The acupuncture did not work.

another piercing insight…