JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 01, 2022

I’m assuming Marcus is going to fly everybody to Hawaii for free and pay for their hotels, too?

Time to thin out the herd. New plane looses cabin pressure over the pacific and all parish. Family members can watch it happen on the plane tracking app.Just a suggestion

Nice “backhanded compliment” there, Marcus!

Will she allow hula dancers..?

All that way when all you need is a family size bag of taco chips and keg in an iced wash tub. With your buds and some Bud.

Delray and Marcus are such great friends.

I’ll notify the pig from PEARLS BEFORE SWINE to go into hiding until after the wedding

The bride does not attend the Bachelor party. Why would she organize it? People will still have to take time off work to attend anything in Hawaii. Most people (in real life) would decline to go.

I hate to break it to Marcus, but the beach at Waikiki sucks these days.

Wow, this actually sounds way better than having the party at a skating rink.

I’m sorry… but in what world does the bride set up her fiancé’s bachelor party??!