Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 01, 2022

I wouldn’t say that, Verne. I’d say RJ has put his finger on the crux of the matter.

He now has a place for his Twinkies.

You know the world is messed up when Hammy and RJ have pockets but my wife can’t find sweaters with pockets.

I don’t know, Verne. Sounds to me like you might just be jealous.

Cartoon logic can be so confusing.

Hammy also has pouches in his cheeks.

Why would she want to? That’s like, ya no, 50’s, dude.

Fashion industry (men) want smooth silhouettes without bulky pockets. This is why women’s pockets are often small or non-existent. Or have you noticed, fake pockets? I don’t buy pants unless they have pockets, choices are limited unless I wear a lot of jeans.

Hey, Verne, you may not have pockets like RJ and Hammy do, but you can always keep things in your shell, because you’re a turtle.

What does it have in its pockets, my precious?

clams have feet? …sorry, having a flashback

Checked my pjs and lo n behold, they got pockets too lol

Did you find that piece of paper in the trash or recycling? Or somewhere that a human might come looking for it again?