Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 01, 2022

Yesterday she was running around in her underwear, today she’s going topless.

She looks like a robot.

That takes 500 years off your face

Wow, she didn’t even hit him. She’s in a good mood today ☺

Potted again, eh, Broomie??

New twist to the lampshade being worn on the head. Oh, What a Pot Head. Yip yip yip yip yip

That’s a Trump-worthy comb over.

Broomy looks cute without her witches hat…

Now she looks like a blooming idiot with a pot over her head!

Reminds me of an incident as a kid.

We moved to Missouri at the start of my 10th grade year and next door to some folks who had 2 kids about my brother’s age. A thunderstorm brewed up and it began to raid and hail with the hail being about marble sized and getting bigger. I was looking out the window when I saw one of the neighbor kids start to run out into their front yard to retrieve a toy and he was getting whacked by the hail pretty good. He runs back into the garage and puts a galvanized pail over his head and runs back out to get his toy. The hail was now about 3/4ths of an inch and falling hard. As he ran out, you could hear the “blang” of the hail hitting his makeshift helmet. A couple of those and he was staggering around, trying to get back to shelter. Before I could get out the door to go get him, he made it back into the garage, none the worse for wear except for ringing ears and a few bruises from the hail.

“Like it or not, the witch was the pointy hat, and the pointy hat was the witch.” =Terry Pratchett

I hope her powers aren’t in that hat…

I thought the hair was attached to her hat at this point. but well just like my father “what bald spot?”

dad rat it, dad burn it, dagnabbit, dadblamed…

Until recently, I would record our band concerts from inside the band, mostly a recording of my section of music and the director. When I first stated doing this recording I used an old Sony S8 with remote control to record from behind me. That’s when I found out I, too, had a bald spot shining like the sun.

Not lookin’ much witchy now either.

Actually, she’s not better looking without the hat……

Wear it proudly, sweet little green and balding witch!

I mean, wear your bald spot proudly. You will regain your funky witch’s hat by tomorrow, I’m sure….