Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 30, 2022

that sounds …. slimy … ugh

By my Dad’s standard, you had to be able to bounce a quarter off of it.

That must be some rare Kung-fu bed-making style passed down to her by a vivid imagination.

Make bed? Like from scratch. Plant a tree …

Of course I made my bed. Can’t you see the pile of straw in the corner? It is a little scratchy though.

What’s Granny Anteater gonna do next—sing Sinatra??

Grannie’s way is THE way, Agnes.

The salamander way is like the snake way, only with fewer scales

Won’t be a pretty picture. :)

That’s EXACTLY how my wife makes the bed!