Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 05, 2022

He got hit on the head….. just sayin

Litterly nailed it!!!

people do have odd names…i once sold an insurance plan to a man in TX and his name was Donald Duck…

I heard he always had a pounding headache when he had to visit the in-laws.

Dickens wrote that “Jacob Marley was as dead as a door nail.” It’s more alliterative than “dead as a Collier’s soul.“

Honest to God … I had a podiatrist named Fred Kruger (unfortunately his middle initial is not “E” ), and a urologist named Rainwater … no Doornails or Hammers though …!

Why is “dead as a doornail” a thing?

While we’re at it, what is a Knickerbocker?

dead as a cornelius…?

This was a clever week, enjoyed it.