FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 09, 2023

“Pretty please with sugar on top.”

I want honey on top, but first, invent something so I don’t get honey on my fingers.

something satisfying about getting to humiliate Jason

Paige i don’t think you would want fresh baked cookies made by Jason. He doesn’t know how to make cookies.

She must have used a poison cookie on the Red Orb Guardian.

The trick is to walk in backwards; then he thinks you’re leaving.

She found his weakness. Sheer dumb luck.

These days all the answers are just a google query away. She had it good back then.

She should at least get him a mortar and pestle so he can start grinding the flour

you sure know how to taunt him, Paige

Grovel Jason, grovel.

Seek not the trees, contemplate the forest.