FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 26, 2023

you hadn’t noticed, Andrea?

So were these last several strips Jason’s fantasies?

Re: partial cyborg: when my grandmother found out that she needed a pacemaker, she cried & said, “I don’t WANT to be a bionic grandma!” (Yeah, this was the ’70s.)

“You don’t need braces yet…” said no orthodontist ever.

Give him a 9v battery to suck on.

Unfortunately, we do not actually get another braces storyline in six months.

Aren’t all cyborgs “partial”? As in part human, part machine?