F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 09, 2022

“their”

As you drink from a throwaway plastic bottle. (most plastic doesn’t recycle)

In phase two, the Human Defence League will provide us all with warning labels.

The very first logically argumented reason to throw plastic into nature…

Healthy aliens eat vegans first.

Save us from the aliens! Make us less palatable!

5 grams per week? https://www.euronews.com/green/2022/04/11/how-much-plastic-do-you-eat-it-could-be-as-much-as-a-credit-card-a-week

We’ll just be a junk food drive-thru on their family vacation. Galactic Vacation flick titled “Shut up Russ.”

And what if microplastics are their favorite seasoning???

“To sous vide man.”

thank goodness there’s a bright side to all this contamination.