Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for December 02, 2022

Yep, don’t forget to pay your dues.

Be very afraid, Fillmore

I heard tell of those.

No. No it’s not.

Well, for one thing, be very careful when shaking hands with your claw.

You took the words right out of my mouth, Fillmore. With friends like Hawthorne, who needs enemies?

Check for pots of boiling water, Old Bay seasoning, and melted butter seasoning before approaching.

Typical politician.

Frienemies maybe

Haha! XD

Does the mayor actually have any friends? How did he get to be mayor, anyway?