Strange Brew by John Deering for November 12, 2022

All the news fit to be whacked with!!!

And that’s how the spyniel “James Bondage” got the bad news, unfortunately no fake news… (And, worst of all, this paper was the “bad dog’s” kids underlayment just a minute before!)

Oh, the humiliation: My American Kennel Club papers!

This is what happens when dogs don’t pay their poker debts.

Not the nose! Anything but the nose!

And if that doesn’t work the vacuums next.

Newspaper?… I seem to vaguely remember something like that… nah, probably just my imagination.

“We have ways of making you bark.”“Oh yeah.. like what?”“All right boys, bring out the mailman!!”

What’s next, the vacuum cleaner. You’ll get nothing outta me….

This gives new meaning to “getting whacked.”