Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 18, 1999

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tom the dancing bug's super-fun-pack comix larry and flying sweat hey, flying sweat!! i just got a perfect 300 score! too bad i was golfing! roland i found a toy doggie. maybe it will bring me some joy. plop zap! 18th cent. philosophers & their imaginary friends after this, we can play 'clue'. okay, david hume. do i hear a car pulling into the driveway? i wonder who it could be... aw, fudge! it's immanuel kant and that damn beaver of his! hide! p.j. dead cat that was mr. girner, next door -- he found maggots in his flower garden! have you and p.j. been in there? noooo... killjoy was here my husband's an unemployed ventriloquist. environmental disaster will not occur gradually, but as a sudden, discontinuous breakdown! post-punchline funnies "it is sort of silly, when you think about it." "I don't know what you're talking about -- I've never heard of that." "I think you missed my point completely. Let me rephrase it." "That's all well and good; I'm just surprised you can talk!"