Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 10, 2003

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Following the success of Spider-Man and X-Men, the next cartooning character to be brought to the silver screen... The New Yorker's Businessman Behind a Desk Talking to his Secretary Starring Brendan Fraser Cinematic Camera Angles "Miss Perkins, I've noticed eerie lighting and ominous background music. Would you please have Building Services check that out?" "Miss Perkins, please arrange for a $40 million opening weekend gross, skewing to ages 15-25 at least 30%" Action! "If anyone needs me over the next few seconds, Miss Perkins, I'll be hurtling over explosions and crashing cars." Dramatic Flashbacks "Miss Pollicott, please take a memo to my son re his being a great disappointment to me." With Courtney Cox as "The Drolly Sophisticated Lady at a Party." "But enough about me. Let's talk about my place in the Hamptons." R Restricted Desk-Obscured Nudity