Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 26, 2005

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she's a widow who's given birth to triplets every year for 24 years... he's a widower whose wife did also! guess what happens when they get married!! tom arnold frandrescher in "ours by the gross" can 144 kids live in the same family and not drive their parents crazy? "who let the dogs out" will be played! the dad will fall down ...a lot! dad: oof a kid will hilariously utter a word that will earn a pg rating. kid: that sucks! the scamps will delightfully act like total brats. kid 2: shaddap, ya ol' bag! but a lesson of love and family unity will be learned in the last ten minutes. mom: c'mere, you 144! "this is a gross domestic product... with heart." -david manning, ridgefield press "a dozen times better than cheaper by the dozen." -nils peabody, moviesaboutbigfamilies.com "better than yours, mine, & ours by 126!" -howard blakely, movie math monthly