The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for January 30, 2023

with that hair split, you will be.

He’s got Harry Houdini hair.

If you try hard enough, I’m sure you can get arrested

I see why he wears a beret now. His hair looks like a butt.

I’d wear a hat too if my hair were parted in the middle. Given the amount of hair on the top of my head I don’t have to worry about that happening.