Close to Home by John McPherson for November 28, 2022

Did Dalcon stuff Bleeb in that locker?

For the REALLY tall students.

Bleeb say “So does your locker – It Stinks!”

at least the kids stuffed in those can lay down!

Those are the “nap” lockers. The bullies have softened up a little bit. Now, when they stuff you in a locker, you get a choice… standing up… or the “nap” locker.

Hi Bleeb!

The least they can do is provide a ladder, eh?

No lockers at my school, we had desks.

it would have made more sense if it was like the ones on the ground just higher, but meh, this is still funny. :D

Hey, that’s a great idea. It’ll make it much easier for freshmen to take naps when the seniors shove them in there. Oh, wait. …I mean. …er. …never mind.

Bleeb better get out it stinks in a locker

Knowing my luck – they’d give one of those to me – and I’m only 5’0".

Lock ’er up!!

Lemme guess the desks are stacked on top of each other like car garages

Yeah, those would be bad lockers to have, if they were assigned to you. Oh wait, it was assigned to you! LOL :0

Bail now, Bleeb! Target dead ahead! :)

They’re making it harder to stuff the nerds.

what’s between locker 1121 and 1122?

In High School I had to share a locker b/c of overcrowding.

One often expressed rule: never leave anything overnight in your locker that could attract ants.