Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 06, 2022

I don’t think you can get glasses that strong. Stick with the reader binoculars.

Well first you need a set of eyes to go along with those eyebrows.

And, the neighbours pull their blinds.

I think the Uni-brow is covering his eyes. Get a trim and won’t need readers or binoc’s.

I knew I needed glasses when my arms got to be too short to read a newspaper.

That would be an amazing amount of eye relief. Just stick with a hand held magnifier.

Yeah, right!

Had a friend in college who wore both glasses and contacts (simultaneously) ’cuz if she got glasses alone that were sufficient, she got nose aches trying to hold them up.

There is always Dollar Tree – we literally have them in every room (and we still lose them!)

Optics don’t work that way!

Are they designer?

Frank likes to read between the lines, and then between the lines’ lines.