In Security by Bea R. for November 29, 2022

at least Hubbs’ll bring Ellie and Al with him.

I remember Ditzyland, it’s where the Buxtons went after Roy’s haircut. Al seems terrified to go, he must be worried they’re gonna cut that lone curly hair.

Is he gonna go alone or are you gonna provide an escort for him? Let’s not pretend “Ditzyland” doesn’t provide services to VIPs the average customer knows nothing about.

Not 100% sure …

I believe the appropriate Cinematic Adjective is “Capra-esque.” ✨❤️✨

“Ditzyland” is on the West Coast.

However …

https://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2018/02/03

Ummm…..

He’s pointing at the coach.

That’s not a smile in panel two.

Unseen panel five, or tomorrow’s strip:

“You’re going to become a street clown, because you no longer have a job as a coach.”

He’s already in Ditzyland! Have you seen his wife? Have you met his neighbors?

Looks like the Coach is going to Ditzyland, and not Hubbs…

Well, Li’l Al will be too young to remember it if they go.

In more ways than one…

I’d much rather go home. Been to Ditzy World…..had more fun on the beach.

Well, at least it’s accurate. The guy who did the work gets nothing and his “supervisor” gets the perks and recognition. Speaking from experience.

Now I have the one hit wonder Disz Knee Land in my head

The money grabbing corporation that Disney has became is making this one of the few ways people can go to the parks.

I wish it was me going…

Ditzyland huh? Probably better than going to Disneyland the way things are lately.

Will he be allowed to bring his slave along…?

I am disappointed that the Ditzyland gesture was left unsolved.

The owner has stock in Ditzy Corp. And by merely transferring the coach to a meaningless job, he doesn’t have to pay the million plus severance package.

…perhaps in the bound edition.