bacon by Lonnie Millsap for December 07, 2022

  1. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “I’m allergic.”

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    Lady loves a joke  about 2 years ago

    Tom Hanks’ scenes in ‘Cast Away’, may act as a field guide.

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    Tenner  about 2 years ago

    Still no feet

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime

    His sister had anudder one, she paid it for de lime

    She put de lime in de coconut, she drank ‘em bot’ up

    She put de lime in de coconut, she drank ‘em bot’ up

    She put de lime in de coconut, she drank ‘em bot’ up

    She put de lime in de coconut, she called de doctor, woke ’im up

    And said “Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take?”

    I said “Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?”

    I said “Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take?”

    I said “Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?”

    Now, lemme get this straight

    You put de lime in de coconut, you drank ‘em bot’ up

    Put de lime in de coconut, you drank ‘em bot’ up

    Put de lime in de coconut, you drank ‘em bot’ up

    Put de lime in de coconut, you called your doctor, woke ’im up"

    Said “Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take?”

    I said “Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?”

    I said “Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take?”

    I said “Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?”

    You put de lime in de coconut, you drink ‘em bot’ togedder

    Put de lime in de coconut, then you feel better

    Put de lime in de coconut, drink ‘em bot’ up

    Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning

    Whoo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

    Whoo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh

    Whoo-ooh-ooh, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That is a very fruitful tree!! DUCK!!

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    Alberta Oil  about 2 years ago

    Gonna be hard getting a goodnight’s sleep on those coconuts.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Since the tree is partially outside of the viewable panel border, I’m guess by the production that it is really tall?!!!!

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    Do i have a choice ?

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