In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 13, 2022

He’s a place kicker. You can tell by the single bar on his facemask.

Linemen?? It’s the quarterback you’re supposed to pulverize!

I wonder what the app is called.

They both have uni-brows.

Today, there’s a gadget for everything..l

No need. They have statisticians that record everything nowadays

Impressive. Most players just put skulls on their helmets

Hitbit?

It also has voice reminders when milestones are reached:" Great job breaking 18 bones and damaging 7 organs!! You’re doing great!!"

But does it count how many penalties you get.