Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 21, 2022

I felt my arteries hardening listening to that order.

That is why she is 1500 years old and still going strong!

I would say the sound of her voice would be recognized almost everywhere.

Will there be enough room in the car for all that?

I had to chuckle a bit. There’s a Mexican food restaurant my wife and I frequent which serves fantastic asado, which I order frequently. I asked our server about a different and new to me menu item. She told me to try it because “comes demasiado asado!”

love the license plate reference to Bewitched

She’s no Samantha Stevens!

She had me at cookies,

and bacon,

and cheese,

and fries,

and shake,

and pie

Yip yip yip yip yip

They always know which witch is at the drive-thru!

Just a little gnosh, eh, Broomie? ㋡

Now I want a bacon cheeseburger!

You forgot to order an angioplasty…

Broomie forgot the partridge in a pear tree!

When I was working nights at the shop I’d stop at the local Cumbys and get something to eat. Burgers and burritos mostly. There was a double cheese burger I thought tasted pretty good. then I made the mistake of reading the label, 55% of the RDA of Cholesterol. From that day on I called it the Double Cholesterol Burger.

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You forgot the diet coke.

Wait… she has a car??

Sounds real good to me also but I would have to have them include a side of casket also……

yeah, are you on a diet or making your arteries suffering by not “over stocking them”?

It’s nice to be recognized by your friendly server, who’s gonna rake in some big bucks for your big order, Broomie!