Ben by Daniel Shelton for December 15, 2022

Wives always know.

I’m glad to be old enough to not want any presents (unless they are edible…. :P)

I don’t need anything material. I already have more than I’ll ever need. I tell my family to donate to a charity in my name instead.

Many years experience – er – marriage.

Fortunately most stores offer a gift wrapping service for the gift wrapping challenged.

He’s married long enough that he should be well aware that wives have such superpowers.

Wives always know…always!

She knows because it isn’t Christmas Eve yet.

Probably because she couldn’t find them in your usual hiding place.