Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 23, 2022

“Fink” about it.

Still trying to get off Santas naughty list

No, you’re on it too. In capital letters!

There’s no way Santa has a one page naughty list.

Although it still has to be tested in court, police forces around the world are excited to use Santa’s List as a crime fighting tool.

“Santa Claus has a red suit, he’s a communist.”

any way that the intelligence powers can take away hope, peace, and love and instill fear in the hearts of people to manipulate them they will. poor Santa, if it can happen to him it can happen to any of us. stay strong Santa, the elves will figure out a way to screw them

Santa never wanted to fink on anyone, but the mystery is how did the coppers get a hold of it?

Lawyer up, Kris! They’ll pin in on ya!

Santa:“Scratch Mrs. Claus off that list. She belongs on a totally different ‘naughty’ list.”

I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition. :)

Out of 7.8 billion people in the world, his naughty list is consists of one piece of paper????

Talk about your police brutality. Did they even read Santa his rights.

Santa’s even on it, it’s all that breaking and entering.

The reason Santa is so happy and jolly all the time is that he knows where all the naughty girls live.