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A cute little girl walks into a pet store and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?”
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet python weally gives a thit.”
allen@home about 2 years ago
Reading this almost made me barf.
GaloisField about 2 years ago
Gone but not forgotten!
k.payne1701 about 2 years ago
Gonna hate myself later- what half did he eat?
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Well he certainly got HIS fiber for the week…..gag me
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
A cute little girl walks into a pet store and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?”
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet python weally gives a thit.”
billdaviswords about 2 years ago
Can we pweeze be done with this (and any) arc with this annoying woman?
j.l.farmer about 2 years ago
That’s just gross!