Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 21, 2022

I think Uncle Ted wasn’t the best option

“Oversized yet active male” Which of the two adjectives fits Uncle Ted?

oh, Nate what’s a costume of the mascot of the University of Washington?

Uncle Ted’s Christmas list is probably a bunch of anime figureins and body pillows. And Star Wars stuff too.

3/10 I thought Christmas was supposed to be fun, but I’m not feeling it.

Can you just tell him you want a dog already, please?

Strip rating: 4/10 this is getting nowhere

You forget who you are talking to Nate. Uncle Ted is not the brightest bulb on the string of lights.

Ask your grandparents

…..yet active…..whoa, you won’t catch THIS guy sporting such threads any time soon……..

Simplify it: “DOG”.

Uncle Ted looks a lot like School Picture Guy. Do you think…? No…!

I think his shirt says “Protect Ghost”