Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 21, 2023

“Latex living doll”.

And you don’t even have to pretend to listen to them.

“Denny Crane” (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Cheap date.

In college my oldest son, as a joke, had a blow-up that he kept in the front seat of his Pontiac convertible. His frat brothers put him up to it, I think.

OMG, too pun-ny

Years ago I went to a yard sale where a couple were selling off items from their now-deceased parents. They had a blow-up doll, big “O” for a mouth and all, dressed in “mom’s” clothing for sale for $10.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/dating-restaurants-bars-inflation-who-pays-11669661187

My new blow up doll is so realistic it told me it just wants to be friends

Is. That. A. Blowup. Doll⁉️

LMAO☺️☺️

At least he dressed her up.

She doesn’t want to blow him away.

Poor Boob ah Bob.

She’ll just have a canister of Oxygen, please.

….More like got slimmer!

Evidently even blow up dolls are getting more sophisticated requiring dinner prior to the usual activity.

Shouldn’t her mouth be bigger, like she’s, um… talking…?

She doesn’t eat much. She’s a great listener. She always accepts a second date.

Hope she’s have to take a leak.

there’s a comment I could make here about a proposed 30% sales tax, but I’ll restrain myself

I didn’t understand that she was a doll before I read the comments. I thought she was simply big; and he realized he should be dating small, skinny, anorexic girls who would be satisfied with saltines and water.

Not only is she a cheap date, he also uses her in the car to use the HOV lane.

A perfect date!