Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 18, 2022

Looks like an Ikea floorplan, not that they deign to provide maps

But where is there?

That’s one mighty big mall Pete. You’ll find your way out. Someday.

Tony asked

Still shopping?

Yes, but not specifically for Christmas.

Tie one end of a ball of string to your car and follow it back out of the maze when you are done if you don’t have a GPS car locater app on your phone.

If I have to have a map or a GPS unit to find my way around a mall, then I absolutely don’t need to be at that particular mall.

I want to go to a mall in 1995, not 2022. Malls have withered. And the fewer recognizable flagship stores, the more I shop on-line.

Okay?

and may God have mercy on your immortal soul…..

Shopping on-line is sounding better all the time.

“You are here…but, you can’t get there from here!"