Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for December 13, 2022

Worst. Wingman. Ever.

“You should have seen me when they were still calling me Zeus.”

Why meeeee? ☺️

This was very odd.

Offensive in so many ways.

Immaculate Conception foreplay?

Well, as a Christian, I could take this opportunity to preach and teach…or I could laugh it off as someone making a joke who doesn’t know our God. I think I’ll just assume the cartoonist is not a Christian, doesn’t know any better, and let it go. If he would like to correct me, let me know that he is a Christian, and that he was just trying to be funny, please do so.

Thank God we’re not in the middle ages. Jim would burn in the stake for sure…LOL

there are around two billion christians worldwide, give or take a couple hundred million. so, to all the tiresome folks who rush to take offense at the merest mention of any humor involving christianity, there are many, many more people in the world who don’t share your world view. get over it…

here’s a joke for bigoted pablo above…

an islamic terrorist arrives in heaven and looks around in confusion at all the other guys standing around. “where are my virgins?” he asks plaintively. one of the other guys speaks up and says, “brother, we’re all virgins…”

here’s one from me…

looking around at all the spiny creatures on the beach in heaven, the dead terrorist asks, “what’s with all the seafood?” allah answers, “bah, my secretary’s hard of hearing. i tell her ‘virgins,’ she hears ‘urchins’…”