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This is the main reason why your cat doesn’t try to eat you. Housecats have been around people long enough to know that if they DID try to eat you, they might only get 3 or 4 good meals. But if they DIDN’T try to eat you, they would get reliable food of their choosing for their lifetime.
Eliot’s soft belly in the last panel, so sweet! And Milo’s sotto voce, out of the side of his mouth. I love this story about voting in the animal kingdom (and tuna bribes!). It makes our actual world seem wonderfully distant!
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
NEVER give a cat a belly rub if you value your life. Head rubs are much more appreciated.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
This is the main reason why your cat doesn’t try to eat you. Housecats have been around people long enough to know that if they DID try to eat you, they might only get 3 or 4 good meals. But if they DIDN’T try to eat you, they would get reliable food of their choosing for their lifetime.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago
TOO LATE! You already voted! Next time, ask about bribes before doing it.
hschessman Premium Member about 2 years ago
Eliot’s soft belly in the last panel, so sweet! And Milo’s sotto voce, out of the side of his mouth. I love this story about voting in the animal kingdom (and tuna bribes!). It makes our actual world seem wonderfully distant!
Code the Enforcer about 2 years ago
… And now – TUNAgate begins !! … :)
Perkycat about 2 years ago
Now they all want a bribe!
Daeder about 2 years ago
Bribes were never explicitly forbidden.
Tom Toro creator about 2 years ago
Live by the bribe, die by the bribe.