Monty by Jim Meddick for December 26, 2022

“You actually open your OWN presents with your OWN hands? Peasant! Commoner! I have an entire staff for that task.”

I think I’ve located the truly abysmal.

I wonder if he got a slinky?

Hey! There’s only 364 shopping days until Christmas! i gotta get moving!

I was hoping that Jim Meddick’s Christmas gift to us was going to be a year without this annoying little troll.

I’m amazed that he actually worked up a sweat and got injuries from that immense project. He probably has several warehouses of toys from previous years.

He should donate the excessive toys to underprivileged children, but that doesn’t cross his greedy little mind.

Sad.

A box truck would be better so nothing flies away.

I’m happy to see they are NOT Hello Kitty bandaids. :)

He is quite an intrepid young man. Although for myself, I might have some serious words of reprimand for the staff, who require me to do such onerous work without assistance.

Third fr as me: Where’s his mouth?

Spoiled little brat! Too many things for Christmas! I guess he’s not a sufficiently inbred snob to be a hemophiliac….

no gift is too small or overappreciated. paper cuts? LOL

monogramed caviar goes in which pile?

Episode 338