Maybe Cosmo is asking fore a friend. Since it is too par to walk from the green to ask. If they are a friendly golfer they are known as a social putter-fly.
You know that you can compare golf-balls to eggs. It’s true. Both are white. Both come in packages of twelve. And after a week you need to get a new package.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago
An eraser named Mulligan…..
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Better yet, just stay home, watch Caddyshack, and give yourself the low score of zero!
Imagine over 1 year ago
Every good golfer has one.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maybe Cosmo is asking fore a friend. Since it is too par to walk from the green to ask. If they are a friendly golfer they are known as a social putter-fly.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
You know that you can compare golf-balls to eggs. It’s true. Both are white. Both come in packages of twelve. And after a week you need to get a new package.
rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ll just take the polo mallet and pool cue…
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
You know what I’m gonna write: Golf—invested by sadists, played by masochists.
With apologies to the folks who hate passive verbs.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Play one less hole?
rshive over 1 year ago
Sometimes a chain saw helps.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Chuckle.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
ba dum tss
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
Wait… he keeps score??
T... over 1 year ago
It’s that thing Rat uses…
Mediatech over 1 year ago
“One, and that’s me final offer!”
joannesshadow over 1 year ago
“I can give you the same model Donald Trump uses.” Yeah, I know I’m asking for it but the temptation was too much to resist.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Irv knows the wisdom of keeping your own score.